The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.

Quote by Theodore Roosevelt

Topics: Body Quotes

The most successful politician is he who says what the people are thinking most often...

The most successful politician is he who says what the people are thinking most often...

For unflagging interest and enjoyment, a household of children, if things go reasonably well, certainly...

For unflagging interest and enjoyment, a household of children, if things go reasonably well, certainly...

In a moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing....

In a moment of decision the best thing you can do is the right thing....

Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action, and we have trusted only to rhetoric. If...

Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action, and we have trusted only to rhetoric. If...

It is only through labor and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that...

It is only through labor and painful effort, by grim energy and resolute courage, that...

To announce that there must be no criticism of the president... is morally treasonable to...

To announce that there must be no criticism of the president... is morally treasonable to...

A just war is in the long run far better for a man's soul than...

A just war is in the long run far better for a man's soul than...

The pacifist is as surely a traitor to his country and to humanity as is...

The pacifist is as surely a traitor to his country and to humanity as is...

A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real...

A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real...

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to...

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to...

A just war is in the long run far better for a mans soul than...

A just war is in the long run far better for a mans soul than...

The government is us; we are the government, you and I.

The government is us; we are the government, you and I.

If there is not the war, you dont get the great general; if there is...

If there is not the war, you dont get the great general; if there is...

The boy who is going to make a great man must not make up his...

The boy who is going to make a great man must not make up his...

With self-discipline most anything is possible.

With self-discipline most anything is possible.

Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard...

Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard...

Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered...

Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered...

Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from...

Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from...

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners...

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners...

Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as...

Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as...