The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Quote by Clarence Darrow
Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.
I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.
There is no such thing as justice - in or out of court.
I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend,...
History repeats itself, and that's one of the things that's wrong with history
Laws should be like clothes. They should be made to fit the people they serve.
No other offense has ever been visited with such severe penalties as seeking to help...
In spite of all the yearnings of men, no one can produce a single fact...
True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.
To think is to differ.
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half...
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the...
I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are...
I do not believe in God because I do not believe in Mother Goose.
You can only be free if I am free.
I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a...
I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd...
I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I...
Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.
The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover; it is...