The English are polite by telling lies. The Americans are polite by telling the truth.

Quote by Malcolm Bradbury

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English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about...

English history is all about men liking their fathers, and American history is all about...

I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world.

I like the English. They have the most rigid code of immorality in the world.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes.

Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

Culture is a way of coping with the world by defining it in detail.

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original...

Only the old are innocent. That is what the Victorians understood, and the Christians. Original...

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the...

My experience of ships is that on them one makes an interesting discovery about the...

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd...

If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments - we'd...