The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to pull real ones out.

Quote by Will Rodgers

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I find shoestrings very hard work. I like big budgets.

I find shoestrings very hard work. I like big budgets.

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.

Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.

A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying...

A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying...

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of...

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of...

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

Everyone has a budget, I don't care who you are. But they said if we...

Everyone has a budget, I don't care who you are. But they said if we...

You know how much you love it when you get it in abundance. Give a...

You know how much you love it when you get it in abundance. Give a...

A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying...

A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying...

Even when you have a big budget, you can't just shoot everything.

Even when you have a big budget, you can't just shoot everything.

So many directors are solely focused on their own success in Hollywood and multimillion dollar...

So many directors are solely focused on their own success in Hollywood and multimillion dollar...

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and...

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and...

This budget is like an Enron budget -- smoke the numbers, cook the books, hide...

This budget is like an Enron budget -- smoke the numbers, cook the books, hide...

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.

The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get...

The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get...

Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in...

Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in...

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy...

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy...

The education cuts in the President's budget are both irresponsible and morally unjustifiable.

The education cuts in the President's budget are both irresponsible and morally unjustifiable.

A low budget is uncomfortable.

A low budget is uncomfortable.