The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

Quote by Peter De Vries

Topics: Marriage Quotes, Maturity Quotes

Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness

Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness

We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we...

We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we...

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he...

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he...

I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best...

I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best...

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually...

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually...

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is...

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is...

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

Murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart.

Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.

I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.