The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

Quote by Peter De Vries

Topics: Marriage Quotes, Maturity Quotes

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is...

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is...

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

Celibacy is the worst form of self-abuse.

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I...

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie...

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie...

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination...

We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we...

We must love one another, yes, yes, that's all true enough, but nothing says we...

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

Life is a zoo in a jungle.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart.

Pain is the question mark turned like a fishhook in the human heart.

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine...

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

The rich aren't like us, they pay less taxes.

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever...

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever...

She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn't take them along.

She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn't take them along.

With what price we pay for the glory of motherhood.

With what price we pay for the glory of motherhood.