The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Quote by Sid Waddell

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When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more...

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more...

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

There's only one word for that - magic darts!

There's only one word for that - magic darts!

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.