The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

Quote by Sid Waddell

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When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more...

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more...

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

There's only one word for that - magic darts!

There's only one word for that - magic darts!

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

He's as cool as a prized marrow!