The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.

Quote by Pete Dye

Topics: Golf Quotes

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

Golf is not a fair game, so why build a course fair?

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to...

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to...

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

Victory is everything. You can spend the money but you can never spend the memories.

Victory is everything. You can spend the money but you can never spend the memories.

You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to...

You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to...

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

I'll get him drunk at high altitude. Or put a pair of skis on him.

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.

All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was...

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder, the praise for what was...

Anthology construction is one of the pleasantest hobbies that a person who is not mad...

Anthology construction is one of the pleasantest hobbies that a person who is not mad...

Arnold [Palmer} has what I call an 'Eisenhower smile'. Those two men, they'd smile and...

Arnold [Palmer} has what I call an 'Eisenhower smile'. Those two men, they'd smile and...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants...

I played with Tiger [Woods], and I probably felt like you would be out there...

I played with Tiger [Woods], and I probably felt like you would be out there...

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...

They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers...

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at...

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at...

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called...

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called...

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club...

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club...