That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head.

Quote by Charlie Chaplin

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To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is...

To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is...

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it!

I'd sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.

I'd sooner be called a successful crook than a destitute monarch.

Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.

Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.

Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

The glamour of it all! New York! America!

The glamour of it all! New York! America!

I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the...

I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the...

In the end, everything is a gag.

In the end, everything is a gag.

We might as well die as to go on living like this.

We might as well die as to go on living like this.

I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained...

I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained...

We think too much and feel too little.

We think too much and feel too little.

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I don't believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that...

A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance...

A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance...

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it....

I went into the business for the money, and the art grew out of it....

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.

The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury.

Some people think luxury is the opposite of poverty. It is not. It is the...

Some people think luxury is the opposite of poverty. It is not. It is the...

Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in...

Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in...