Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool? Alan Garner: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.

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Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**....

Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**....

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a...

Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a...

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

I lost a tooth! I married a whore! -Stu Price

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my...

Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my...

Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck:...

Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck:...

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.

So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.

Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.

Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I...

Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I...

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.