Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is cool? Alan Garner: I think the cop car part's pretty cool.

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Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson...

Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson...

Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the...

Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the...

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought...

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

To a night we'll never remember, but the four of us will never forget.

It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a...

It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a...

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm...

Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm...

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.

So he'd wake up on the roof. - Like that time in summer camp.