Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map and fuck off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide.

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Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave...

Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in...

Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in...

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.

Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

This is my favorite part coming up right now. -Mike Tyson

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil

Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that...

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think...

Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck:...

Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck:...

Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice....

Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice....

Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.

Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.

Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the...

Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they...

It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a...

It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a...

Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my...

Listen to me, I'm gonna' tell you something. I know some sick people in my...

Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**....

Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**....

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor:...

Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson...

Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...

Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back...