Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.

Quote by Lillian Carter

Topics: Self Absorbed Quotes

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon...

I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon...

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.

I don't think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If...

I don't think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If...

We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect...

We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect...

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic...

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic...

If youth knew; if age could.

If youth knew; if age could.

For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned it is the season of...

For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned it is the season of...

In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest...

In this age, which believes that there is a short cut to everything, the greatest...

It is well for the world that in most of us, by the age of...

It is well for the world that in most of us, by the age of...

Young men soon give, and soon forget affronts, Old age is slow in both.

Young men soon give, and soon forget affronts, Old age is slow in both.

For as old age is that period of life most remote from infancy, who does...

For as old age is that period of life most remote from infancy, who does...

An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people...

An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people...

For age and want save while you may, No morning sun lasts a whole day.

For age and want save while you may, No morning sun lasts a whole day.

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began...

Fight shy of the medicine which thy mother and thy father, thy sister and thy...

Fight shy of the medicine which thy mother and thy father, thy sister and thy...

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.

Learn to live well, or fairly make your will; you played, and loved, and ate,...

Learn to live well, or fairly make your will; you played, and loved, and ate,...

Old age is the verdict of life.

Old age is the verdict of life.

For inquire, I pray thee, of the former age, and prepare thyself to the search...

For inquire, I pray thee, of the former age, and prepare thyself to the search...

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.