Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.
Quote by Lillian Carter
Self Absorbed Quotes
I don't think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If...
We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect...
Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic...
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.
I know folks all have a tizzy about it, but I like a little bourbon...
Eat - well is drink - well's brother
If they don't want to pay for it, they can stop drinking it.
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.
The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.
Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other...
If you dont drink, then all of your stories suck and end with, And then...
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember...
We know smoking tobacco is not good for kids, but a lot of other things...
Hold up your cups and sing along, to one more drinking song.
I dont drink to get drunk. Thats just not cute.