Sometimes I feel like the only person in this world that likes the first slice of bread in a new loaf.

Topics: Food Quotes

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Man is born to eat

Man is born to eat

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption

A Big Mac - the communion wafer of consumption

He who works his land will have abundant food, but the one who chases fantasies...

He who works his land will have abundant food, but the one who chases fantasies...

Is there any problem that a bottle of wine and peanut butter can't solve?

Is there any problem that a bottle of wine and peanut butter can't solve?

I just hate health food

I just hate health food

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

You know, if I listened to him [Michael Dukakis] long enough, I would be convinced...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to...

So few people eat okra (more radishes are grown in this country) that it never...

So few people eat okra (more radishes are grown in this country) that it never...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.

An overripe banana, yellow outside, squishy in

An overripe banana, yellow outside, squishy in

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as...

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.

A brave man who climbs trees is food for their roots

A brave man who climbs trees is food for their roots

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came...

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came...