She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

Read much, but not many books.

Read much, but not many books.

There was never a good war, or a bad peace.

There was never a good war, or a bad peace.

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write something...

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write something...

Do good to thy friend to keep him, to thy enemy to gain him.

Do good to thy friend to keep him, to thy enemy to gain him.

Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt

Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt

Even peace may be purchased at too high a price.

Even peace may be purchased at too high a price.

Three removes are as bad as a fire

Three removes are as bad as a fire

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I...

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I...

Anger is one of the sinews of the soul; he that wants it hath a...

Anger is one of the sinews of the soul; he that wants it hath a...

Genius without education is like silver in the mine.

Genius without education is like silver in the mine.

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few.

Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few.

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be...

A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two things. There will be...

Poverty wants some things, Luxury many things, Avarice all things

Poverty wants some things, Luxury many things, Avarice all things

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

Where sense is wanting, everything is wanting.

Where sense is wanting, everything is wanting.

The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands.

The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands.

Remember, that time is money.

Remember, that time is money.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed...

He was a multi-millionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed...