She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and parliaments

Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and parliaments

Nine men in ten are would be suicides.

Nine men in ten are would be suicides.

Revelation, indeed, as such had no influence on my mind

Revelation, indeed, as such had no influence on my mind

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither...

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither...

God works wonders now and then; behold a lawyer, an honest man.

God works wonders now and then; behold a lawyer, an honest man.

At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty,...

At twenty years of age the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty,...

Drive thy business, let not that drive thee.

Drive thy business, let not that drive thee.

Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.

Content makes poor men rich; discontent makes rich men poor.

If you would have a faithful servant, and one that you like, serve yourself.

If you would have a faithful servant, and one that you like, serve yourself.

Education begins with life.

Education begins with life.

Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his...

Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his...

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more...

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more...

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.

Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others.

Eat to please thyself, but dress to please others.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having...

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having...

Deny Self for Self's sake

Deny Self for Self's sake

A lost friendship is an enemy won.

A lost friendship is an enemy won.

The enemy is within the gates; it is with our own luxury, our own folly,...

The enemy is within the gates; it is with our own luxury, our own folly,...

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun,...

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun,...