She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.

Lost time is never found again.

Lost time is never found again.

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time; for that's the stuff life is...

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time; for that's the stuff life is...

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and...

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and...

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

Games lubricate the body and the mind.

I should have no objection to go over the same life from its beginning to...

I should have no objection to go over the same life from its beginning to...

Revelation, indeed, as such had no influence on my mind

Revelation, indeed, as such had no influence on my mind

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of...

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of...

Write your injuries in dust, your benefits in marble.

Write your injuries in dust, your benefits in marble.

Write your injuries in dust, your benefits in marble.

Write your injuries in dust, your benefits in marble.

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and...

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and...

Like a man travelling in foggy weather, those at some distance before him on the...

Like a man travelling in foggy weather, those at some distance before him on the...

The first mistake in public business is the going into it.

The first mistake in public business is the going into it.

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more...

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more...

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise

Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them.

Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

Death takes no bribes.

Death takes no bribes.

Death is softer by far than tyranny.

Death is softer by far than tyranny.

The more we write the less we die.

The more we write the less we die.