She laughs at everything you say. Why? Because she has fine teeth.

Quote by Benjamin Franklin

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The most exquisite folly is made of wisdom too fine spun

The most exquisite folly is made of wisdom too fine spun

When a man and a woman die, as poets sung, His heart's the last part...

When a man and a woman die, as poets sung, His heart's the last part...

Read much, but not many books.

Read much, but not many books.

Necessity never made a good bargain.

Necessity never made a good bargain.

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.

The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to...

The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to...

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.

Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.

The second vice is lying, the first is running in debt

The second vice is lying, the first is running in debt

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.

He that takes a wife, takes care

He that takes a wife, takes care

We may give advice but we cannot give conduct

We may give advice but we cannot give conduct

I think vital religion has always suffered when orthodoxy is more regarded than virtue. The...

I think vital religion has always suffered when orthodoxy is more regarded than virtue. The...

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.

Nine men in ten are would be suicides.

Nine men in ten are would be suicides.

No gains without pains.

No gains without pains.

We are more thoroughly an enlightened people, with respect to our political interests, than perhaps...

We are more thoroughly an enlightened people, with respect to our political interests, than perhaps...

The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands.

The eye of the master will do more work than both his hands.

Promises may fit the friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies.

Promises may fit the friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies.

Thou ought to be nice, even to superstition, in keeping thy promises, and therefore equally...

Thou ought to be nice, even to superstition, in keeping thy promises, and therefore equally...

Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.

Half the promises people say were never kept, were never made.