Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.

Quote by Conan O'Brien

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A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men....

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