Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.

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When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

I'm tired of getting made fun of.

I'm tired of getting made fun of.

To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting...

To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting...

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.