Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.

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Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting...

To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting...

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.