Saturday Night Live is hitting me on a regular basis again. This is my fourth decade that I've been lampooned on Saturday Night Live.

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Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous...

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

When a Spanish man cries it's not a sign of weakness.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

Reject racial or religious hate. Embrace moderate Islam.

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.