Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

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Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth...

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The chief thing about a woman -- who is much of a woman -- is...

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