Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.

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There are people who would rather choke than go see my movies. They write me...

There are people who would rather choke than go see my movies. They write me...

If you are passionate and truthful, you find success. There are a more people who...

If you are passionate and truthful, you find success. There are a more people who...

Let's face facts, this is visual medium, there's a very high premium put on people...

Let's face facts, this is visual medium, there's a very high premium put on people...

Down with Dukes of Hazzard!

Down with Dukes of Hazzard!

I think my exact comment was that if Bush won it would be a good...

I think my exact comment was that if Bush won it would be a good...

Well, actors get very frustrated with giving control to other people. They have their own...

Well, actors get very frustrated with giving control to other people. They have their own...

I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I...

I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I...

Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy.

Everything that Bush touches turns to manure in public policy.

There's less critical thinking going on in this country on a Main Street level -...

There's less critical thinking going on in this country on a Main Street level -...

Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who...

Bush wasn't elected, he was selected - selected by five judges up in Washington who...

Doing these parts is not fun. It's challenging, but no fun. It's creepy. I would...

Doing these parts is not fun. It's challenging, but no fun. It's creepy. I would...

To be in this business and have tremendous integrity and only make distinguished choices is...

To be in this business and have tremendous integrity and only make distinguished choices is...

Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home...

Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home...

You have actors who begin at a certain young age and there's very little change...

You have actors who begin at a certain young age and there's very little change...

I feel I'm two people: I have my interest in acting and I have a...

I feel I'm two people: I have my interest in acting and I have a...