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You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there...

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there...

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that,...

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that,...

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the...

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry....

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry....

The happiness of many marriages is founded on the old proverb: Suspicion doesn't amount to...

The happiness of many marriages is founded on the old proverb: Suspicion doesn't amount to...

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

A good marriage is the exception that proves who rules.

A good marriage is the exception that proves who rules.

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you...

Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you...

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for...

People marry for a variety of reasons and with varying results. But to marry for...

Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely...

Marriage is distinctly and repeatedly excluded from heaven. Is this because it is thought likely...

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.

It's weird yet amazing how the person you're gonna marry is walking the earth right...

It's weird yet amazing how the person you're gonna marry is walking the earth right...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

Oh the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...

Oh the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to...

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is...

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is...