Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

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If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need...

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need...

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn...

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn...

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter...

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter...

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent,...

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent,...

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot...

I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot...

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn...

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn...

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marylin Monroe....

Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marylin Monroe....

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you...

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you...

If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to...

If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to...

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home...

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home...

I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form.

I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form.

During Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?, I knitted a scarf from Hollywood to Malibu.

During Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?, I knitted a scarf from Hollywood to Malibu.

I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend!

I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend!

It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman.

It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman.

I am just too much.

I am just too much.

I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else.

I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else.

You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will...

You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will...