Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

Quote by Evelyn Waugh

Topics: Punctuality Quotes, Witty Quotes

Pray always for all the learned, the oblique, the delicate. Let them not be quite...

Pray always for all the learned, the oblique, the delicate. Let them not be quite...

Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.

Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.

We class schools into four grades: leading school, first-rate school, good school and school.

We class schools into four grades: leading school, first-rate school, good school and school.

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.

There is a species of person called a 'Modern Churchman' who draws the full salary...

There is a species of person called a 'Modern Churchman' who draws the full salary...

What is youth except a man or woman before it is ready or fit to...

What is youth except a man or woman before it is ready or fit to...

Professional reviewers read so many bad books in the course of duty that they get...

Professional reviewers read so many bad books in the course of duty that they get...

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be

If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be

Politicians like to tell people what they want to hear - and what they want...

Politicians like to tell people what they want to hear - and what they want...

There is one rule for politicians all over the world: Don't say in Power what...

There is one rule for politicians all over the world: Don't say in Power what...

The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with...

The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with...

Politicians say they're beefing up our economy. Most don't know beef from pork.

Politicians say they're beefing up our economy. Most don't know beef from pork.

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both...

A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both...

A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree; if you agree with...

A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree; if you agree with...

Ninety percent of all politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.

Ninety percent of all politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.

A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth

A politician is a statesman who approaches every question with an open mouth

When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.

When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.

Are you a politician asking what your country can do for you, or a zealous...

Are you a politician asking what your country can do for you, or a zealous...

Successful politicians are insecure and intimidated men. They advance politically only as they placate, appease,...

Successful politicians are insecure and intimidated men. They advance politically only as they placate, appease,...

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go...

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go...