Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Quote by Rich Cook

Topics: Love Quotes

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance

Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.

A friend is someone who sees through you and still enjoys the view.

I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give...

I was born with an enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give...

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Time is relative to where you are, what you do, and who you are waiting...

Time is relative to where you are, what you do, and who you are waiting...

Love is the opener as well as closer of eyes

Love is the opener as well as closer of eyes

We have to realize that we are as deeply afraid to live and to love...

We have to realize that we are as deeply afraid to live and to love...

We can search the world over, for peace, for love, and honor. We can look...

We can search the world over, for peace, for love, and honor. We can look...

Love, all alike, no season knows, nor clime, nor hours, days, months, which are the...

Love, all alike, no season knows, nor clime, nor hours, days, months, which are the...

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods...

He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods...

Love makes the wildest spirit tame, and the tamest spirit wild.

Love makes the wildest spirit tame, and the tamest spirit wild.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife,...

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife,...

When you work you fulfil a part of earth's furthest dream, assigned to you when...

When you work you fulfil a part of earth's furthest dream, assigned to you when...

Respect is what we owe; love, what we give

Respect is what we owe; love, what we give

It is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so...

It is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so...

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for...

The man that hails you Tom or Jack, and proves by thumps upon your back...

The man that hails you Tom or Jack, and proves by thumps upon your back...