Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Quote by Rich Cook

Topics: Love Quotes

God save me from my friends - I can protect myself from my enemies.

God save me from my friends - I can protect myself from my enemies.

Love is the strongest force the world possesses, and yet it is the humblest imaginable

Love is the strongest force the world possesses, and yet it is the humblest imaginable

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

Love can hope where reason would despair.

Love can hope where reason would despair.

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.

Love is when the other person's happiness is more important than your own.

Little friends may prove great friends.

Little friends may prove great friends.

love doesn't need to b perfect, it just needs to be true.. ❤

love doesn't need to b perfect, it just needs to be true.. ❤

People who do not love themselves can adore others, because adoration is making someone else...

People who do not love themselves can adore others, because adoration is making someone else...

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched....

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched....

Lord, let me live until I die.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Love is more tiring than friendship for it demands continuous proofs

Love is more tiring than friendship for it demands continuous proofs

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me...

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me...

The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the...

The ones that you love the most are usually the ones that hurt you the...

Love and cowardice are really the same thing.

Love and cowardice are really the same thing.

A day for toil, an hour for sport, but for a friend is life too...

A day for toil, an hour for sport, but for a friend is life too...

The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom

The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.