People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I…

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The reason why I hate working in theatre is the tedium of memorisation. But once...

The reason why I hate working in theatre is the tedium of memorisation. But once...

I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally...

I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally...

It ain't easy to break out of a mold, but if you do your work,...

It ain't easy to break out of a mold, but if you do your work,...

You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a...

You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a...

It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant,...

It's great to be recognized when I'm looking for a table at a crowded restaurant,...

I rarely see one of the 'summer blockbuster' movies. I'd like to see a stronger...

I rarely see one of the 'summer blockbuster' movies. I'd like to see a stronger...

Crime is one of the leads of the show. If there's ever anything that deals...

Crime is one of the leads of the show. If there's ever anything that deals...

When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every...

When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every...

I'd have to say Bali's my favorite place that I've visited.

I'd have to say Bali's my favorite place that I've visited.

I love my children beyond all reason. They're my joy, even when they're wild with...

I love my children beyond all reason. They're my joy, even when they're wild with...

If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.

If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.

I still have a dream of one day - I would love to hire a...

I still have a dream of one day - I would love to hire a...

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask...

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask...

I've written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays.

I've written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays.

I'd like to go away for six months and learn to kiteboard and windsurf. I...

I'd like to go away for six months and learn to kiteboard and windsurf. I...

The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share...

The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share...

I never find sincerity offensive... so, be sincere.

I never find sincerity offensive... so, be sincere.

I had great faith in Irish actors, that they'd be hip to the whole theatre...

I had great faith in Irish actors, that they'd be hip to the whole theatre...

I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You...

I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You...

But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your...

But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your...