Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in.

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When a man does a household job, he goes through three periods: contemplating how it...

When a man does a household job, he goes through three periods: contemplating how it...

Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower...

Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower...

Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the...

Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the...

Eating without conversation is only stoking.

Eating without conversation is only stoking.

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred...

Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred...

No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something...

No one knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something...

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door.

Life begins when a person first realizes how soon it will end.

Life begins when a person first realizes how soon it will end.

Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower...

Weather means more when you have a garden. There's nothing like listening to a shower...

A sparkling house is a fine thing if the children aren't robbed of their luster...

A sparkling house is a fine thing if the children aren't robbed of their luster...

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.

A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a...

A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by a...

Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the...

Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss the...

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents

Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to...

Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there's always one determined to...

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and...

The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and...

Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a...

Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a...