Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the...
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
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The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
Better never than late.
Woman reduces us all to a common denomination
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A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he...
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable.
Do not waste your time on Social Questions. What is the matter with the poor...
There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
Virtue is insufficient temptation.
Nothing is ever done in this world until men are prepared to kill one another...
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an...
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.