Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.
Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one...
MALTHUSIAN, adj. Pertaining to Malthus and his doctrines. Malthus believed in artificially limiting population, but...
Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack...
ADVICE, n. The smallest current coin. The man was in such deep distress, Said Tom,...
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of...
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells...
(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
Mythology: the body of a primitive people's beliefs, concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities...
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon...
I believe we shall come to care about people less and less. The more people...
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
People are always neglecting something they can do in trying to do something they can't...