One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure who didn't amount to much when he was your age.

Quote by William E Bill Vaughan

Topics: Famous Quotes

Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink and wear as...

Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink and wear as...

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not...

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not...

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while...

Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while...

Ye shall offer no strange incense thereon, nor burnt sacrifice, nor meat offering; neither shall...

Ye shall offer no strange incense thereon, nor burnt sacrifice, nor meat offering; neither shall...

I can't drink a little, therefore I never touch it. Abstinance is as easy for...

I can't drink a little, therefore I never touch it. Abstinance is as easy for...

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of...

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of...

You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs....

You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs....

And the other lamb thou shalt offer at even, and shalt do thereto according to...

And the other lamb thou shalt offer at even, and shalt do thereto according to...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

There are only two real ways to get ahead today -- sell liquor or drink...

As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so the...

As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so the...

And the children of Israel said unto him, We will go by the high way:...

And the children of Israel said unto him, We will go by the high way:...

Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being...

Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being...

Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong...

Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong...

It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine;...

It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine;...

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank...

Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank...

The LORD hath sworn by his right hand, and by the arm of his strength,...

The LORD hath sworn by his right hand, and by the arm of his strength,...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

Look at him. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't chew and he doesn't...

When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that...

When the water of a place is bad it is safest to drink none that...

Come ye, say they, I will fetch wine, and we will fill ourselves with strong...

Come ye, say they, I will fetch wine, and we will fill ourselves with strong...