One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.

Quote by G Weilacher

Topics: Life Quotes

The great thing is, if one can, to stop regarding all the unpleasant things as...

The great thing is, if one can, to stop regarding all the unpleasant things as...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say Im a dreamer, but...

Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say Im a dreamer, but...

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

Nothing is scarier than having 5 missed calls from your mom.

You never shine brighter than when you reflect on your life.

You never shine brighter than when you reflect on your life.

Freedom is not something that anybody can be given; Freedom is something that people take...

Freedom is not something that anybody can be given; Freedom is something that people take...

It's unbelievable how much you don't know about the game you've been playing all your...

It's unbelievable how much you don't know about the game you've been playing all your...

In life you need either inspiration or desperation.

In life you need either inspiration or desperation.

Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow.

Every day do something that will inch you closer to a better tomorrow.

If it can be verified, we don't need faith... Faith is for that which lies...

If it can be verified, we don't need faith... Faith is for that which lies...

Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.

Life is not a matter of milestones, but of moments.

Remember this, - that there is a proper dignity and proportion to be observed in...

Remember this, - that there is a proper dignity and proportion to be observed in...

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not...

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not...

Their lives are bigger than any big idea

Their lives are bigger than any big idea

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

Too many people go through life waiting for things to happen instead of making them...

Too many people go through life waiting for things to happen instead of making them...

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of...

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of...

Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends....

Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends....