One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.

Quote by G Weilacher

Topics: Life Quotes

The fundamental desire of life is the desire to exist.

The fundamental desire of life is the desire to exist.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A...

Who cares about great marks left behind? We have one life... Just one. Our life....

Who cares about great marks left behind? We have one life... Just one. Our life....

Rejection is God's way of saying 'Wrong direction.'

Rejection is God's way of saying 'Wrong direction.'

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...

One reason so few of us achieve what we truly want is that we never...

One reason so few of us achieve what we truly want is that we never...

We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own...

We can never judge the lives of others, because each person knows only their own...

Any ordeal that you can survive as a human being is an improvement in your...

Any ordeal that you can survive as a human being is an improvement in your...

Life is a series of commas, not periods.

Life is a series of commas, not periods.

Enjoy the times in which you are challenged in life, so that you may better...

Enjoy the times in which you are challenged in life, so that you may better...

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.

A good friend is a connection to life- a tie to the past,a road to...

A good friend is a connection to life- a tie to the past,a road to...

The life you live is more important than the words you speak.

The life you live is more important than the words you speak.

If there's no action, you haven't truly decided.

If there's no action, you haven't truly decided.

I am an excitable person who only understands life lyrically, musically, in whom feelings are...

I am an excitable person who only understands life lyrically, musically, in whom feelings are...

Life is a train of moods like a string of beads; and as we pass...

Life is a train of moods like a string of beads; and as we pass...

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Life is the only real counselor; wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a...

Life is the only real counselor; wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a...