Once in grade school, we were watching a movie with the lights out and I puked all over my desk. I was so freaked out that I tried to scoop it all up in my arms. It ruled, though, because…

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We wanted to create the kind of band of whom i'd be jealous if we...

We wanted to create the kind of band of whom i'd be jealous if we...

S you know touring is our life, Getting in front of you guys and playing...

S you know touring is our life, Getting in front of you guys and playing...

We are metal we are not the Insane Clown Posse, They throw around faygo pops...

We are metal we are not the Insane Clown Posse, They throw around faygo pops...

I couldn't be happier with it, ... Probably the favorite song I did...though, hard to...

I couldn't be happier with it, ... Probably the favorite song I did...though, hard to...

Oasis. Those guys suck dick and we want to fight them.

Oasis. Those guys suck dick and we want to fight them.

Joey got the nickname superball when slipknot played this show that he thought was terrible,the...

Joey got the nickname superball when slipknot played this show that he thought was terrible,the...

Ross is insane! Once, when we were recording here, he threw a potted plant at...

Ross is insane! Once, when we were recording here, he threw a potted plant at...

There are Personal issues in the band that Need to be taken care of for...

There are Personal issues in the band that Need to be taken care of for...

We are Very Sorry we had to cancel this leg of the tour.

We are Very Sorry we had to cancel this leg of the tour.

Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely...

Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely...

I Am Setting The Record Straight, If You Don't Hear It From One Of Us...

I Am Setting The Record Straight, If You Don't Hear It From One Of Us...

I'm going to shit in a box and send it to Wolverhampton council! We'll see...

I'm going to shit in a box and send it to Wolverhampton council! We'll see...

For us, there's nothing like playing all out pissed, agressive music!

For us, there's nothing like playing all out pissed, agressive music!

Well it works for me because it's kinda a pivotal thing for being in the...

Well it works for me because it's kinda a pivotal thing for being in the...

If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans...

If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans...

Steve comes out of left field, he's one of a kind, ... Rob (guitar) contributed...

Steve comes out of left field, he's one of a kind, ... Rob (guitar) contributed...

We're really gonna package it and make it a special piece. And, you know, we'll...

We're really gonna package it and make it a special piece. And, you know, we'll...

I had the idea of using Glen Benton on the song before even writing anything....

I had the idea of using Glen Benton on the song before even writing anything....

We Are Human And Shit Happens And That's How Life Goes But We Are Making...

We Are Human And Shit Happens And That's How Life Goes But We Are Making...

Ross had me pounding that kit so hard that my hands were bleeding. They were...

Ross had me pounding that kit so hard that my hands were bleeding. They were...