On Warped Tour this year, a 90 year old woman, well I dont know if she was 90 but she looked 90. She tried to kiss me alright, she tried to put her tounge down my throat. She was really…

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Id be Batman. He can do everything, hes got a fucking body of steel.

Id be Batman. He can do everything, hes got a fucking body of steel.

Go back in time. Next question go and look at dinosaurs. I would be sitting...

Go back in time. Next question go and look at dinosaurs. I would be sitting...

Well our hair is great. Our hair is better than most peoples hair. My hair...

Well our hair is great. Our hair is better than most peoples hair. My hair...

Weve got a nicer bus its American.

Weve got a nicer bus its American.

It does need to be addressed when a band looks as hot as we do....

It does need to be addressed when a band looks as hot as we do....

We probably wont be a band anymore, all of my hair will fall out.

We probably wont be a band anymore, all of my hair will fall out.

Well that is not true! The courtcase has been dropped. So yeah I didnt piss...

Well that is not true! The courtcase has been dropped. So yeah I didnt piss...

I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low....

I didnt mean itI was drunk. I was at a high but at a low....

Getting hit in the head with a bottle. In fact they missed didnt they? This...

Getting hit in the head with a bottle. In fact they missed didnt they? This...

Probably a crocodile, Id try and convince it to be my best friend then ride...

Probably a crocodile, Id try and convince it to be my best friend then ride...

Never heard of them. But theyve heard of us, so we win!

Never heard of them. But theyve heard of us, so we win!

She comes to see us and stuff. She likes it I dont think its her...

She comes to see us and stuff. She likes it I dont think its her...

The best girls name has got to be Holly, because it's pretty much Oli with...

The best girls name has got to be Holly, because it's pretty much Oli with...

Well scummm my favorite band when I was young was Linkin Park.

Well scummm my favorite band when I was young was Linkin Park.

They are a great band. Yes and theyre not real. Theyre uh, Theyre racist. They...

They are a great band. Yes and theyre not real. Theyre uh, Theyre racist. They...

Its amazing. The website is iheartdropdead.com. The company is called Drop Dead and it makes...

Its amazing. The website is iheartdropdead.com. The company is called Drop Dead and it makes...

We're over rated. Our EP was **** and kids only like us because of my...

We're over rated. Our EP was **** and kids only like us because of my...

Vegitarians are sexier then meat eaters, we arent all greesy and shit. and we dont...

Vegitarians are sexier then meat eaters, we arent all greesy and shit. and we dont...

Ourselves, but it would be like Yknow if you pick the same character twice on...

Ourselves, but it would be like Yknow if you pick the same character twice on...

Hybrid theory-Linkin Park not serious Aqua-Barbie Girl or that spaceman song. I have always wanted...

Hybrid theory-Linkin Park not serious Aqua-Barbie Girl or that spaceman song. I have always wanted...