Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quote by Voltaire
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
A witty saying proves nothing.
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
Better is the enemy of good.
The public is a ferocious beast; one must either chain it or flee from it.
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
The Holy Roman Empire is neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire.
How inexpressible is the meanness of being a hypocrite! how horrible is it to be...
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Weakness on both sides is, as we know, the motto of all quarrels.
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love.
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.
All the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.
I know of no great men except those who have rendered great service to the...
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere.
Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal.
Paradise was made for tender hearts; hell, for loveless hearts.