Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

Quote by Jonathan Winters

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I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it.

Even from a very early age, I knew I didn't want to miss out on...

Even from a very early age, I knew I didn't want to miss out on...

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.

And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a...

And therefore education at the University mostly worked by the age-old method of putting a...

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is...

I rant, therefore I am.

I rant, therefore I am.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

He'd make a lovely corpse.

He'd make a lovely corpse.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of...

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

You cannot grow a beard in a moment of passion.

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

I think the dying pray at the last not please but thank you as a...

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer...

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must...

There are things you do sometimes, actions that you take by obeying sudden impulses, without...

There are things you do sometimes, actions that you take by obeying sudden impulses, without...