No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official. There is only one thing that can get him sacked; and that is drink. Not even that, as long as he doesn't actually fall down.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Success covers a multitude of blunders
The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man...
Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to...
It's easier to replace a dead man than a good picture.
I think I should have no other mortal wants if I could always have plenty...
Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn't...
Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one...
(Democracy is a government) of the fools, for the fools, by the fools.
Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.
I am a Christian. That obliges me to be a Communist.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
In this world there is always danger for those who are afraid of it.
The first condition of progress is the removal of censorship.
I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like...
The established government has no more right to call itself the state than the smoke...
The minority is sometimes right; the majority always wrong.
If everybody minded their own business, said the Duchess in a hoarse growl, the world...
On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?
Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again...