No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official. There is only one thing that can get him sacked; and that is drink. Not even that, as long as he doesn't actually fall down.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
First love is a little foolish and a lot of curiosity.
All progress means war with society.
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it...
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a...
Schools must not become the agencies through which propaganda advocated by any section of society...
Every person who has mastered a profession is a skeptic concerning it.
The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist
The slave of fear: the worst of slaveries
Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one...
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig, you get dirty; and besides,...
Justice is justice though it's always delayed and finally done only by mistake
Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.
Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases...
Capitalism has destroyed our belief in any effective power but that of self interest backed...
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
I believe that everything that you do bad comes back to you. So everything that...
While the miser is merely a capitalist gone mad, the capitalist is a rational miser