Ninety percent of people's nightmares is standing in front of 1,000 people. Did you know that? And having to speak. You would have thought it would have been a madman tying you up and taking your eyes out.

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What you do is get the right director and the right screenwriter and the right...

What you do is get the right director and the right screenwriter and the right...

Crows are incredibly smart. They can be taught five things on the drop.

Crows are incredibly smart. They can be taught five things on the drop.

I sometimes worry that all the beautiful things have been made.

I sometimes worry that all the beautiful things have been made.

Believe me, my children have more stamina than a power station.

Believe me, my children have more stamina than a power station.

I knew it was going to be enormous because of the number of people who...

I knew it was going to be enormous because of the number of people who...

See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a...

See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a...

The backgrounds in Lord of the Rings are all explained.

The backgrounds in Lord of the Rings are all explained.

When you are new to the business, you think if you give a really bad...

When you are new to the business, you think if you give a really bad...

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like....

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like....

I had a very bad time with acid. I did that classic thing of looking...

I had a very bad time with acid. I did that classic thing of looking...

I love films where the world seems to be going a bit faster and everything's...

I love films where the world seems to be going a bit faster and everything's...

I just get the same stuff as I did before, but the price tag is...

I just get the same stuff as I did before, but the price tag is...

My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your...

My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your...

The person who comes up to you and makes the most noise and is the...

The person who comes up to you and makes the most noise and is the...

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very...

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very...

Why is it trivia? People call it trivia because they know nothing and they are...

Why is it trivia? People call it trivia because they know nothing and they are...

Is it just me, or is the world full of beautiful women?

Is it just me, or is the world full of beautiful women?

I've already felt that I want to direct. Being an executive producer is like the...

I've already felt that I want to direct. Being an executive producer is like the...

I mean, I'm obviously not one of those people who's so beautiful women take their...

I mean, I'm obviously not one of those people who's so beautiful women take their...

I've signed on for four movies, and I'll do four. That's easy. No complications there.

I've signed on for four movies, and I'll do four. That's easy. No complications there.