Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.

Quote by Willie Nelson

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If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out...

If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out...

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me...

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me...

We're still here trying to get the word out that 330 farmers are quitting every...

We're still here trying to get the word out that 330 farmers are quitting every...

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.

As long as there's a few farmers out there, we'll keep fighting for them.

As long as there's a few farmers out there, we'll keep fighting for them.

I was influenced a lot by those around me - there was a lot of...

I was influenced a lot by those around me - there was a lot of...

I like myself better when I'm writing regularly.

I like myself better when I'm writing regularly.

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a...

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a...

We create our own unhappiness. The purpose of suffering is to help us understand we...

We create our own unhappiness. The purpose of suffering is to help us understand we...

What has changed is that nothing has changed... that's what has made me more unhappy...

What has changed is that nothing has changed... that's what has made me more unhappy...

The whole house came up and I came up with it... I was just praying...

The whole house came up and I came up with it... I was just praying...

I been a long time leaving but I'm going to be a long time gone.

I been a long time leaving but I'm going to be a long time gone.

I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a...

I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a...

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more...

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more...

Most of the stuff I've read about me has been true.

Most of the stuff I've read about me has been true.

I got along without you before I met you and I'll get along without you...

I got along without you before I met you and I'll get along without you...

I never gave up on country music because I knew what I was doing was...

I never gave up on country music because I knew what I was doing was...