New Years Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

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New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to...

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to...

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to...

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to...

Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players...

Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players...

Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces.

Shaw's plays are the price we pay for Shaw's prefaces.

I wonder what it is in the New York air that enables me to sit...

I wonder what it is in the New York air that enables me to sit...

Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever...

Don't pity me now, don't pity me never; I'm going to do nothing for ever...

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to...

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to...

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

I go to bed with men, not boys.

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

The bed comprehends our whole life, for we were born in it, we live in...

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything...