My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and the warmth of your robe prepare you for what is to come.

Quote by William H McNeill

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You have to be burning with 'An idea, or a problem, or a wrong that...

You have to be burning with 'An idea, or a problem, or a wrong that...

Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time...

Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time...

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a...

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

I'd be hanging out in my bathrobe all day, stinky, just writing, and my mom...

A man who works with his hands is a laborer; a man who works with...

A man who works with his hands is a laborer; a man who works with...

My job isn't to strike guys out, its to get them out, sometimes by striking...

My job isn't to strike guys out, its to get them out, sometimes by striking...

If we guarantee employment for some, we jeopardize employment for everyone.

If we guarantee employment for some, we jeopardize employment for everyone.

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well

If a job is worth doing, it's worth doing well

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are...

Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are...

Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

Always be smarter than the people who hire you.

The reward of slavery has been made to look perhaps more aesthetically pleasing than the...

The reward of slavery has been made to look perhaps more aesthetically pleasing than the...

Politics is just show business for ugly people

Politics is just show business for ugly people

Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...

Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...

Happiness is an inside job

Happiness is an inside job

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if...

Being a housewife and a mother is the biggest job in the world, but if...

Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.

Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.

We must start with the reality that corporations cannot guarantee anyone a lifetime job any...

We must start with the reality that corporations cannot guarantee anyone a lifetime job any...

The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon...

The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon...