My grandmother was a Jewish juggler: she used to worry about six things at once.

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I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your...

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your...

It shouldn't bother me, but it does. I shouldn't care about you, but I do....

It shouldn't bother me, but it does. I shouldn't care about you, but I do....

Me and my heart we got issues, don't know if I should hate you or...

Me and my heart we got issues, don't know if I should hate you or...

We conceal it from ourselves in vain - we must always love something. In those...

We conceal it from ourselves in vain - we must always love something. In those...

It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, bit it is the little...

It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, bit it is the little...

A relationship is only complicated when one person is running it...

A relationship is only complicated when one person is running it...

Being faithful is da easy part, staying interested is the issue.

Being faithful is da easy part, staying interested is the issue.

One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer...

One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer...

Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough...

Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough...

Love is a maze, life is a riddle, and I'm just a little bit caught...

Love is a maze, life is a riddle, and I'm just a little bit caught...

Never tell your friends all of your relationship problems, a relationship should only be between...

Never tell your friends all of your relationship problems, a relationship should only be between...

I hate being single but not ready for a relationship...

I hate being single but not ready for a relationship...

Sometimes people decide to be just friends even their feeling is mutual. Not because love...

Sometimes people decide to be just friends even their feeling is mutual. Not because love...

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know.

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know.

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life;...

Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life;...

Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion....

Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion....

How do you look at the girl you love and tell yourself its time to...

How do you look at the girl you love and tell yourself its time to...

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is...