My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Quote by Willie Nelson

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You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.

The whole house came up and I came up with it... I was just praying...

The whole house came up and I came up with it... I was just praying...

I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a...

I take it not only a day at a time, but a moment at a...

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me...

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me...

What has changed is that nothing has changed... that's what has made me more unhappy...

What has changed is that nothing has changed... that's what has made me more unhappy...

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'.

I got along without you before I met you and I'll get along without you...

I got along without you before I met you and I'll get along without you...

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a...

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a...

I was influenced a lot by those around me - there was a lot of...

I was influenced a lot by those around me - there was a lot of...

Most of the stuff I've read about me has been true.

Most of the stuff I've read about me has been true.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.

If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out...

If you got the money honey I got the time and when you run out...

I like myself better when I'm writing regularly.

I like myself better when I'm writing regularly.

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.

I been a long time leaving but I'm going to be a long time gone.

I been a long time leaving but I'm going to be a long time gone.

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes...

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes...

I never gave up on country music because I knew what I was doing was...

I never gave up on country music because I knew what I was doing was...

We're still here trying to get the word out that 330 farmers are quitting every...

We're still here trying to get the word out that 330 farmers are quitting every...

As long as there's a few farmers out there, we'll keep fighting for them.

As long as there's a few farmers out there, we'll keep fighting for them.

We create our own unhappiness. The purpose of suffering is to help us understand we...

We create our own unhappiness. The purpose of suffering is to help us understand we...