My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

Quote by Larry Hagman

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I admit the last couple of years shows were not up to par.

I admit the last couple of years shows were not up to par.

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding.

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding.

At that time I was making the largest salary known on television and I didn't...

At that time I was making the largest salary known on television and I didn't...

I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now.

I think JR would make a better President than the one we have now.

Well, I decided to stop. And I did. I stopped smoking, and I stopped speed...

Well, I decided to stop. And I did. I stopped smoking, and I stopped speed...

I guess it was but I think peoples morality has changed. It's gotten more liberal...

I guess it was but I think peoples morality has changed. It's gotten more liberal...

Marijuana you can give up, Ive given it up for fifteen years now and it...

Marijuana you can give up, Ive given it up for fifteen years now and it...

I could never understand why anybody would take LSD for recreation. It's like, I think...

I could never understand why anybody would take LSD for recreation. It's like, I think...

I didn't write the book to sell the book, but to tell my experiences.

I didn't write the book to sell the book, but to tell my experiences.

I liked Dallas better because it was more deceptive, you could do more with it.

I liked Dallas better because it was more deceptive, you could do more with it.

You know Hollywood is a weird and wonderful place, I didn't know I Dream of...

You know Hollywood is a weird and wonderful place, I didn't know I Dream of...

After ten or twelve years you can only play something so long and then you...

After ten or twelve years you can only play something so long and then you...

I'm sure it is, I'm not for any kind of war, we've been engaged in...

I'm sure it is, I'm not for any kind of war, we've been engaged in...

I'm not well versed on the verbiage of the internet.

I'm not well versed on the verbiage of the internet.

Later on when it became a routine it was not as exciting I'll admit that....

Later on when it became a routine it was not as exciting I'll admit that....

No no there wasn't any planned 14th season, we all saw the writing on the...

No no there wasn't any planned 14th season, we all saw the writing on the...

I was shot when I think it was number one. That was the catalyst for...

I was shot when I think it was number one. That was the catalyst for...

But there is no withdrawal, but with tobacco there is terrible withdrawal, it is almost...

But there is no withdrawal, but with tobacco there is terrible withdrawal, it is almost...

I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that...

I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that...

There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one...

There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one...