Most modern comedy is crap.

Quote by Adrian Edmondson

I'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and...

I'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and...

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than...

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than...

We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.

We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless...

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless...

I don't claim that our TV comedies are highbrow in anyway, but I think there's...

I don't claim that our TV comedies are highbrow in anyway, but I think there's...

Richie and Eddie couldn't exist without each other. They're two halves of the same person.

Richie and Eddie couldn't exist without each other. They're two halves of the same person.

You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

Even though we work in the same field, we have an intense private life away...

Even though we work in the same field, we have an intense private life away...

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is...

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is...

I've never played a hero before so I jumped at the chance.

I've never played a hero before so I jumped at the chance.

On stage, we just want to generate hysteria. We don't care about looking cool or...

On stage, we just want to generate hysteria. We don't care about looking cool or...

A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool. They feel they have to look...

A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool. They feel they have to look...

People expect us to be different, but we're not. We're very similar people, and it's...

People expect us to be different, but we're not. We're very similar people, and it's...

I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few...

I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few...

It's definitely time to stop. We're getting too old. We both realised that the show...

It's definitely time to stop. We're getting too old. We both realised that the show...

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet...

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet...

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh...

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh...