Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

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Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in...

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in...

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

For me, a hearty elly laugh is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

For me, a hearty elly laugh is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

There have been too many books in which some young man is looking forward, backward...

There have been too many books in which some young man is looking forward, backward...

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?