Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

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In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

In this business it takes time to be really good and by that time, youre...

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my...

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!

The trouble with women is that they get all excited about nothing...and then marry him!

I dont need a man. But Im happier with one. I like to have someone...

I dont need a man. But Im happier with one. I like to have someone...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

Until youre ready to look foolish, youll never have the possibility of being great.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

Men arent necessities. Theyre luxuries

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy,...

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy,...

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and...

CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women...

CIRCUS, n. A place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women...

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a...

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a...

No man can call himself liberal, or radical, or even a conservative advocate of fair...

No man can call himself liberal, or radical, or even a conservative advocate of fair...