Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

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Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I wouldnt give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath...

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Fitness: if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

If youre black in this country, if youre a woman in this country, if you...

I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see...

I'm insecure about everything, because... I'm never going to look in the mirror and see...

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you...

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime...

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

Women have to harness their power its absolutely true. Its just learning not to take...

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...