Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.

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Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

Dont take your toys inside just because its raining.

I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone...

I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone...

It's not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....

It's not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man....

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my...

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Women have to harness their power - its absolutely true. It's just learning not to...

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they...

Im insecure about everything, because¦ Im never going to look in the mirror and see...

Im insecure about everything, because¦ Im never going to look in the mirror and see...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Yes, its a mans world, but thats all right because theyre making a total mess...

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

I only answer to two people, myself and God.

I only answer to two people, myself and God.

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Im scared to death of being poor. Its like a fat girl who loses 500...

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

Women are the real architects of society.

Women are the real architects of society.

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think...

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think...