Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

Quote by Albert Einstein

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Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our...

Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our...

Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.

Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is...

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is...

In that way imagination and intelligence enter into our existence in the part of servants...

In that way imagination and intelligence enter into our existence in the part of servants...

I cannot conceive of a personal God who would directly influence the actions of individuals,...

I cannot conceive of a personal God who would directly influence the actions of individuals,...

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events.

Memory is deceptive because it is colored by today's events.

True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist.

True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist.

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer.

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer.

There is no logical way to the discovery of these elemental laws. There is only...

There is no logical way to the discovery of these elemental laws. There is only...

We all try to escape pain and death, while we seek what is pleasant.

We all try to escape pain and death, while we seek what is pleasant.

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course,...

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course,...

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is...

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is...

I don't believe in mathematics.

I don't believe in mathematics.

Reality is merely an illusion, although a very persistent one

Reality is merely an illusion, although a very persistent one

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.

The man of science is a poor philosopher.

The man of science is a poor philosopher.

Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated...

Politics is a pendulum whose swings between anarchy and tyranny are fueled by perpetually rejuvenated...

The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy...

The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy...

Roughly speaking, any man with energy and enthusiasm ought to be able to bring at...

Roughly speaking, any man with energy and enthusiasm ought to be able to bring at...