Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Quote by Irwin Corey

Topics: Marriage Quotes

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty...

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty...

Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman's husband

Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman's husband

Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness

Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness

So they were married-to be the more together- And found they were never again so...

So they were married-to be the more together- And found they were never again so...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

For some it takes a lifetime to find true love, But for the lucky ones...

For some it takes a lifetime to find true love, But for the lucky ones...

There are two possibilities in a marriage: Either it lasts forever or it seems like...

There are two possibilities in a marriage: Either it lasts forever or it seems like...

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.

Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the...

Husband: Tell me an Interesting fact that will make me happy and sad at the...

My wife and I no longer have anything in common but our differences.

My wife and I no longer have anything in common but our differences.

How could a man ever trust in a woman's judgment when he knows she chose...

How could a man ever trust in a woman's judgment when he knows she chose...

A man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but...

A man does not buy his wife a fur coat to keep her warm, but...

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

Marriage is a contradiction in terms of endearment.

Marriage is a contradiction in terms of endearment.

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for...

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for...

The first bond of society is marriage.

The first bond of society is marriage.

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the...

The secret of a good marriage is forgiving your partner for marrying you in the...