Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.

Quote by Julian Barnes

Topics: Famous Love Quotes, Love Quotes

The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature; only then can...

The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature; only then can...

Mystification is simple; clarity is the hardest thing of all.

Mystification is simple; clarity is the hardest thing of all.

Books say: she did this because. Life says: she did this. Books are where things...

Books say: she did this because. Life says: she did this. Books are where things...

The land of embarrassment and breakfast.

The land of embarrassment and breakfast.

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or...

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or...

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex

People in love, it is well known, suffer extreme conceptual delusions, the most common of...

People in love, it is well known, suffer extreme conceptual delusions, the most common of...

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed...

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed...

I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.

I didn't practice abstinence, I perfected it.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the...

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of...

My loins are full of anguish.

My loins are full of anguish.

Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as...

Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as...

I never really had a childhood. I was around adults all the time. My favorite...

I never really had a childhood. I was around adults all the time. My favorite...

Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.

Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.