Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.
Quote by Julian Barnes
Famous Love Quotes
As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or...
The land of embarrassment and breakfast.
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Mystification is simple; clarity is the hardest thing of all.
Books say: she did this because. Life says: she did this. Books are where things...
The writer must be universal in sympathy and an outcast by nature; only then can...
Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex
People in love, it is well known, suffer extreme conceptual delusions, the most common of...
Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.
Pleasure is the object, duty and the goal of all rational creatures.
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...
Stay me with flagons, comfort me with apples: for I am sick of love.
It is only now that I understand that Love would have no competence without this...
We can't begin to understand what God has planned for us, But we face each...
Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
Love is not a clock. You simply cannot take it apart just to see what...
I love you. And not, not in a friendly way, although I think were great...
Is enough to look at the Middle Ages, at the Inquisition and on the ultra...
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Other women cloy the appetites...
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical