Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
The only kind of freedom that the mob can imagine is freedom to annoy and...
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice...
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends
The kind of man who wants government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always...
That it should still be necessary, at this late stage in the senility of the...
The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way...
Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
What restrains us from killing is partly fear of punishment, partly moral scruple, and partly...
Living with a dog is messy - like living with an idealist
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
Jealousy: The theory that some other fellow has just as little taste
To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would...
Who ever heard, indeed, of an autobiography that was not (interesting)? I can recall none...
Jury: A group of 12 people, who, having lied to the judge about their health,...
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
A great literature is chiefly the product of inquiring minds in revolt against the immovable...
I wear not My dagger in my mouth
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree