Life sucks, and then you die.

Quote by Jacob Black

Topics: Bad Day Quotes

What do I look like, the Wizard of Oz? Need a brain? Need a heart?...

What do I look like, the Wizard of Oz? Need a brain? Need a heart?...

I guess I just violated the treaty.

I guess I just violated the treaty.

I dont think a tank could take out that old monster.

I dont think a tank could take out that old monster.

You can have me the way I am, bad behavior included...or not at all.

You can have me the way I am, bad behavior included...or not at all.

You love me, too. Not the same way, I know. But hes not your whole...

You love me, too. Not the same way, I know. But hes not your whole...

There are no rules that can bind you when you find your other half.

There are no rules that can bind you when you find your other half.

Im in love with you, Bella. Bella, I love you. And I want you to...

Im in love with you, Bella. Bella, I love you. And I want you to...

Hey Rosalie, wanna know how to drown a blonde? You glue a mirror the the...

Hey Rosalie, wanna know how to drown a blonde? You glue a mirror the the...

You wouldnt happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder...

You wouldnt happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder...

Until your heart stops beating, Bella. Ill be here, fighting. Dont forget that you have...

Until your heart stops beating, Bella. Ill be here, fighting. Dont forget that you have...

The fortune-telling bloodsucker cant see us? Seriously? Thats excellent!

The fortune-telling bloodsucker cant see us? Seriously? Thats excellent!

Sorry. I dont have any leeches on my speed dial.

Sorry. I dont have any leeches on my speed dial.

Youd be better off dead. I rather you were.

Youd be better off dead. I rather you were.

Well, Im sorry I cant be the right kind of monster for you, Bella.

Well, Im sorry I cant be the right kind of monster for you, Bella.

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

Bears dont want to eat people. We dont taste that good. Of course, you might...

Bears dont want to eat people. We dont taste that good. Of course, you might...

Normal humans run away from monsters, Bella. And I never claimed to be normal. Just...

Normal humans run away from monsters, Bella. And I never claimed to be normal. Just...

Theres always a risk for humans to be around the cold ones, even if theyre...

Theres always a risk for humans to be around the cold ones, even if theyre...

Its his own fault if he doesnt like the things I remember, though.

Its his own fault if he doesnt like the things I remember, though.

Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.

Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.