Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.

Quote by Edward Gorey

Topics: Life Quotes

To take my work seriously would be the height of folly.

To take my work seriously would be the height of folly.

Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment...

Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment...

I just kind of conjured them up out of my subconscious and put them in...

I just kind of conjured them up out of my subconscious and put them in...

I realize that homosexuality is a serious problem for anyone who is - but then,...

I realize that homosexuality is a serious problem for anyone who is - but then,...

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.

A woman seldom writes her mind but in her postscript.

A woman seldom writes her mind but in her postscript.

There is a woman at the beginning of all great things.

There is a woman at the beginning of all great things.

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the...

I don't know why women want any of the things men have when one the...

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at...

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at...

If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted - there is practically nothing she...

If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted - there is practically nothing she...

Women are not pals enough with men, so we must make ourselves indispensable. After all,...

Women are not pals enough with men, so we must make ourselves indispensable. After all,...

In their first passion women love their lovers, in all the others they love love.

In their first passion women love their lovers, in all the others they love love.

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a...

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a...

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who...

Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothes. Men who...

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.

People talk about my image, like I come in two dimensions, like lipstick is a...

People talk about my image, like I come in two dimensions, like lipstick is a...

Man that is of woman born is apt to be as vain as his mother.

Man that is of woman born is apt to be as vain as his mother.

Do not put your trust in rivers, men who carry weapons, beasts with claws or...

Do not put your trust in rivers, men who carry weapons, beasts with claws or...

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.

Powerful women are either sexually voracious rulers like Catherine the Great or Elizabeth I, or...

Powerful women are either sexually voracious rulers like Catherine the Great or Elizabeth I, or...