Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.

Quote by Edward Gorey

Topics: Life Quotes

To take my work seriously would be the height of folly.

To take my work seriously would be the height of folly.

I just kind of conjured them up out of my subconscious and put them in...

I just kind of conjured them up out of my subconscious and put them in...

Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment...

Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment...

I realize that homosexuality is a serious problem for anyone who is - but then,...

I realize that homosexuality is a serious problem for anyone who is - but then,...

There are so many pressures that are put upon young women. Whatever we can do...

There are so many pressures that are put upon young women. Whatever we can do...

When love once pleads admission to our hearts, In spite of all the virtue we...

When love once pleads admission to our hearts, In spite of all the virtue we...

And oh, what a mercy it is that these women do not exercise their powers...

And oh, what a mercy it is that these women do not exercise their powers...

Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches...

Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches...

The first problem for all of us, men and women, is not to learn, but...

The first problem for all of us, men and women, is not to learn, but...

An actor is something less than a man, while an actress is something more than...

An actor is something less than a man, while an actress is something more than...

Women naturally deceive, weep and spin.

Women naturally deceive, weep and spin.

A woman may develop wrinkles and cellulite, lose her waistline, her bustline, her ability to...

A woman may develop wrinkles and cellulite, lose her waistline, her bustline, her ability to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to...

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses.

Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses.

Women hold up half the sky.

Women hold up half the sky.

The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can...

The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can...

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.

My resolution's placed, and I have nothing Of woman in me; now from head to...

My resolution's placed, and I have nothing Of woman in me; now from head to...

No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her own...

No man or woman who tries to pursue an ideal in his or her own...

Women must understand that simply attacking or hating men is just another form of disempowerment....

Women must understand that simply attacking or hating men is just another form of disempowerment....