Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.

Quote by David Gerrold

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Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.

Understanding the laws of nature does not mean that we are immune to their operations.

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.

Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is....

Of course life is bizarre, the more bizarre it gets, the more interesting it is....

If a thing is worth doing, it's worth doing for money.

If a thing is worth doing, it's worth doing for money.

Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea...

Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea...

But for money and the need of it, there would not be half the friendship...

But for money and the need of it, there would not be half the friendship...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can...

We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way. We pay it back.

We at Chrysler borrow money the old-fashioned way. We pay it back.

Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help...

Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help...

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to...

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to...

There is hardly any money interest in art, and music will be there when money...

There is hardly any money interest in art, and music will be there when money...

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.

You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.

Money lent to a friend must be recovered from an enemy.

Money lent to a friend must be recovered from an enemy.

The secret point of money and power in America is neither the things that money...

The secret point of money and power in America is neither the things that money...

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be...

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be...

Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same...

Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same...

The only way to make money as a manager is to win in one place,...

The only way to make money as a manager is to win in one place,...