Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to...
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of...
Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste
Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.
Youth is wasted on the young.
There is no subject on which more dangerous nonsense is talked and thought than marriage.
All my life, affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have...
Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.
The road to ignorance is paved with good editions
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven...
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who looks at it when it...
Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman, but believing what he read made him mad.
Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us...
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The...
When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.
Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to...
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be picking...
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can...
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.